It’s about 3am and I was just sleeping a few minutes ago. However, while I was dreaming, I started to hear this strange summer sound.
At some point it actually woke me up because I realized what it was. It was the friggin ice cream man.
That right, I was woke up at 3am in the mother friggin morning to the goddamm ice cream man. I hate Hall of Fame week. I have heard this guy circle the block at least twice now and I swear to God if any of my kids wake up because of this, I’m probably not going to be in a very good mood.
If anyone is going to wake up, it’ll be Elliott. He has this weird radar for the ice cream man and hears him long before I do.
I’m not a violent person and I will probably go back to sleep, while I can. However, I’m going to dream about dragging that SOB out of his stupid little truck and punching him in the face. Then, perhaps, drive that truck into a tree.
I’m mean really, it’s 3am in the goddamm morning.
**Thanks for reading**
-Lost and Tired
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