It’s about 3am and I was just sleeping a few minutes ago.  However,  while I was dreaming,  I started to hear this strange summer sound. 

At some point it actually woke me up because I realized what it was.  It was the friggin ice cream man. 

That right,  I was woke up at 3am in the mother friggin morning to the goddamm ice cream man. I hate Hall of Fame week. I have heard this guy circle the block at least twice now and I swear to God if any of my kids wake up because of this,  I’m probably not going to be in a very good mood. 

If anyone is going to wake up, it’ll be Elliott.  He has this weird radar for the ice cream man and hears him long before I do.

I’m not a violent person and I will probably go back to sleep,  while I can.  However, I’m going to dream about dragging that SOB out of his stupid little truck and punching him in the face. Then, perhaps, drive that truck into a tree.

I’m mean really,  it’s 3am in the goddamm morning. 

**Thanks for reading**

       -Lost and Tired

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