Woke up at 3am to the ice cream man

It’s about 3am and I was just sleeping a few minutes ago.  However,  while I was dreaming,  I started to hear this strange summer sound. 

At some point it actually woke me up because I realized what it was.  It was the friggin ice cream man

That right,  I was woke up at 3am in the mother friggin morning to the goddamm ice cream man. I hate Hall of Fame week. I have heard this guy circle the block at least twice now and I swear to God if any of my kids wake up because of this,  I’m probably not going to be in a very good mood. 

If anyone is going to wake up, it’ll be Elliott.  He has this weird radar for the ice cream man and hears him long before I do.

I’m not a violent person and I will probably go back to sleep,  while I can.  However, I’m going to dream about dragging that SOB out of his stupid little truck and punching him in the face. Then, perhaps, drive that truck into a tree.

I’m mean really,  it’s 3am in the goddamm morning. 

**Thanks for reading**

       -Lost and Tired

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I’m right there with you. It’s ridiculous!

I’m right there with you. It’s ridiculous!

someone get drunk and steal the truck??!

Michele Chaney on Fa

someone get drunk and steal the truck??!

Lost_and_Tired

Love it 🙂

Why in the world are they driving around at 3am? I would be pissed too!

Danielle Seaman on F

Why in the world are they driving around at 3am? I would be pissed too!

Lost_and_Tired

Because the streets are packed and filled with people willing to overpay for what they have. 🙂

Tam

Surely there's some noise ordinance that would prevent him from running the music that time of day?!

Lost_and_Tired

Not during Hall of Fame Week. It's a free for all. 🙂

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