Every year, there is always at least one Christmas present that I wish I could make disappear from the house. Typically, these are really loud or annoying toys however, this year it’s different.
This year, I’m fantasizing about making all the goddamm Silly Puddy vanish without a trace.
I’ve already had to through one blanket away because a huge glob of Silly Puddy was stuck in it. I’m tired of trying to remove it from the couch cushions, cracks in the hardwood floor and worst of all, the carpet.
I used to love Silly Puddy but now it’s become my nemesis and I wish to vanquish this monster before anything else in my house gets destroyed.
Is there a particular toy or present that someone in your home received that you absolutely hate and wish you could make disappear?