Today I was downstairs resting on the couch when I heard something I had to ask Lizze if I heard correctly.
Emmett was upstairs playing with his brothers. A few minutes prior he came down the steps to show me a spiderman pillowcase.
About 5 minutes later I heard what I thought I would never hear.
Emmett goes “hey Elliott, I washed my penis with your pillowcase”…..
I had to ask Lizze if I actually heard that right. It’s never a dull moment in Lost and Tired land. 🙂
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