Excuse me, I farted

We had to run out to Sprint last night and made it a family affair.  Emmett came into the store with me and was really, deliriously tired. 

We wanted to sit down but there were no empty chairs. 

I picked him up and say him down on the counter, right in front of me.  We were chatting with an awesome associate, who actually made the trip lots of fun. 

Anyway, a few minutes later,  Emmett began to giggle uncontrollably.  Next thing I know, he rips this extremely loud fart.

We’re talking,  the noise reverberated off the glass counter. 

Emmett,  through his hysterical laughter, says,  excuse me I farted.

The associate behind the counter, was simply dying. This was partly because it smelled unbelievably awful but also because it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. 

Emmett was laughing so hard that he had tears streaming out of his little eyes. 

It was awesome and easily the highlight of my day.  Come to think of it, I’m not sure that’s a good thing or not, but it was funny as hell.  🙂

Rob Gorski

Full time, work from home single Dad to my 3 amazing boys. Oh...and creator fo this blog. :-)
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Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it today! My husband and 3 of my 4 children have had an awful stomach bug that has stuff coming out both ends at the same time. I have armed myself with clorox wipes and wipe down all of the light switches, door knobs, remotes, and phones. I also clean their glasses with them before I fill them up out of the fridge. I have just finished deep sanitizing all of our bathrooms and am washing the 3 loads of laundry they have used up in towels, bedsheets, and dirty clothes. I am praying to God that I do not get it. I hope your boys get better fast, I know they are both under the weather.